.:: 3-0 And You Fucked It Up ::.

3-0 and you fucked it up,
3-0 and you fucked it up,
3-0 and you fucked it up,
3-0 and you fucked it up!

.:: Rafa, Rafael ::.

Rafa, Rafael,
Rafa, Rafael,
Rafa, Rafael,
Rafael Benitez!

.:: Neil Warnock ::.

Warnock is a wanker,
Warnock is a wanker,
Na, na, na, na!

.:: 1000 Miles To See Fernando Score ::.

I would walk 500 miles,
And i would walk 500 more,
Just to be that fan who walked a thousand miles,
To see Fernando score,

Fernando Torres,
Fernando Torres,
Na na na na na na na na na...

.:: When Maggie Thatcher Dies ::.

When Maggie Thatcher dies,
When Maggie Thatcher dies,
We're gonna have a party,
We're gonna have a party,
We're gonna have a party,
When Maggie Thatcher dies.

.:: Attack Attack ::.

Attack,
Attack,
Attack, attack, attack!

.:: The Men From Anfield's Spion Kop ::.

We are the men from the Anfield's Spion Kop,
Our team is Liverpool FC,
We like to sing and shout,
Because we know,
We'll cheer the team to victory,

For it's a great team you'll agree,
And we'll go down in history,
We've won the cup, been champions too,
And today we'll murder you,
We're the Liverpool FC...

And if you get to go to any ground,
You will always hear our songs,
To see our team we'll flight to anywhere,

.:: One Robbie Fowler ::.

One Robbie Fowler,
There's only one Robbie Fowler,
One Robbie Fowler,
There's only one Robbie Fowler!

.:: Cry In A Minute ::.

Cry in a minute,
He's gonna cry in a minute,
Cry in a minute,
He's gonna cry in a minute...

.:: Steve Bruce ::.

Steve Bruce,
He's got a big fat head,
He's got a big fat head,
He's got a big fat head...

.:: What's It Like To Shag A Sheep ::.

What's it like,
What's it like,
What's it like to shag a sheep,
What's it like to shag a sheep?

.:: Gary Neville Is A Wanker ::.

Garry Neville is a wanker,
Is a wanker,
Garry Neville is a wanker,
Is a wanker!

.:: You've Got No History ::.

You've got no history,
You've got no history,
You've got no history,
You've got no history!

.:: John Terry Your Mum's A Thief ::.

John Terry,
Your mum's a thief,
John Terry,
Your mum's a thief...

.:: Chelsea Rent Boy ::.

Chelsea rent boy,
Chelsea rent boy,
Hello, hello...

.:: The Elephant Man ::.

The elephant man,
The elephant man,
Diego Costa,
The elephant man...

.:: John Terry's Ma ::.

She loves a Scouse cock,
She loves a Scouse cock,
John Terry's ma,
She loves a Scouse cock...

.:: London Bridge Poor Old Chelsea ::.

London bridge is falling down,
Falling down, falling down,
London bridge is falling down,
Poor old Chelsea!

Build it up with red and white,
Red and white, red and white,
Build it up with red and white,
Poor old Chelsea!

.:: Speak Fucking English ::.

Speak fucking English,
Why don' you speak fucking English,
Speak fucking English,
Why don't you speak fucking English?

.:: Show Them The Way To Go Home ::.

Show them the way to go home,
They're tired and they want to go to bed (for a wank!),
Cos they're only half a football team,
Compared to the boys in Red...
Oh!

.:: Town Full Of Rentboys ::.

Town full of rentboys,
You're just a town full of rentboys,
Town full of rentboys,
You're just a town full of rentboys...

.:: Bounce On The Blue Shite ::.

Bounce on the blue shite,
We're gonna bounce on the blue shite,
Bounce on the blue shite,
We're gonna bounce on the blue shite...

.:: Just Too Good To Be True ::.

You're just too good to be true,
Can't take the ball off of you,
You've got a heavenly touch,
You pass like Souness to Rush,

And when we're pissed in the bars,
We thank the Lord that you're ours,
You're just to good to be true,
Can't take the ball off of you,

Oh Steven, Steven, Steven Gerrard,
Oh Steven, Steven, Steven Gerrard,
Oh Steven, Steven, Steven Gerrard,
Oh Steven, Steven Geeeeerrard,

Oh Steven Gerrard ,
Because he hates Man U,
Oh Steven Gerrard,
He hates the Blueshite too,
Oh Steven Gerrard,
You're a red through and through!

.:: We Won The Cup ::.

We won the cup,
We won the cup,
Ee-aye-addio,
We won the cup...

.:: Ashley Cole ::.

Ashley Cole,
He's a fucking arsehole,
He's a fucking arsehole
He's a fucking arsehole...

.:: Rafa's The Special One ::.

Rafa's the special one,
Rafa's the special one,
Rafa's the special one,
Rafa's the special one...

.:: Come On Scousers (chant) ::.

Come on Scousers,
(clap clap)
Come on Scousers,
(clap clap)

.:: Hate Man United ::.

Hate Man United,
We only hate Man United,
Hate Man United,
We only hate Man United...

.:: Justice For The 96 (chant) ::.

Justice for the 96...

.:: Sturridge, Sturidge ::.

The rent boys sold the lad to us,
Sturridge, Sturridge,
They said he wasn't good enough,
Sturridge, Sturridge,
He comes to us, he scores for fun,
when chances come, he needs just one,
Daniel Sturridge,
He dances when he scores!
Na na na na na...