.:: Going down (chant) ::.

Going down, going down, going down,
Going down, going down, going down,
Going down, going down, going down,
Going down, going down...

.:: Bring On Yer Mancheter United ::.

Bring on yer Manchester United, 
Bring on yer cockneys by the score,
And we'll take them two by two,
And kick fuck out of you,
'Cos Liverpool are the team that we adore!

.:: If You hate Man United Clap Yer Hands ::.

If you hate Man United clap yer hands,
If you hate Man United clap yer hands,
If you hate Man United,
Hate Man United, 
Hate Man United clap yer hands!

.:: We're not English we are Scouse ::.

Because we're not English we are Scouse,
Because we're not English we are Scouse,
Because we're not English,
We're not English,
We're not English we are Scouse,
You can stick the royal family up your arse,
You can stick the royal family up your arse,
You can stick the royal family,
Stick the royal family,
You can stick the royal family up your arse...

.:: He's Scouse ::.

He's Scouse,
He's sound,
He'll twat you with a pound,
Carragher, Carragher!

.:: We are Liverpool ::.

We are Liverpool, Tra la la la la,
We are Liverpool, tra la la la la la,
We are Liverpool, tra la la la la,
We're the best football team in the land- yes we are !
Poetry in motion, tra la la la la,
Poetry in motion, tra la la la la la,
Poetry in motion, tra la la la la,
We're the best football team in the land- yes we are !

.:: Istanbul is wonderful ::.

Oh Istanbul, (oh Istanbul)
Is wonderful, (is wonderful)
Oh Istanbul is wonderful,
It's full of mosques, kebaps and scousers,
Oh Istanbul is wonderful!

.:: Gary Macca ::.

Gary Macca, Gary Gary Macca, 
Gary Macca, Gary Gary Macca,

Oh we Love yer Baldy 'ead (Oh we Love yer Baldy 'ead )
Yer Baldy 'ead, (yer Baldy 'ead)
You're Gary Mac, (You're Gary Mac)
OOhhh! Gary Macca, Gary Gary Macca, 
Gary Macca, Gary Gary Macca, 

Oh we loved yer Derby Goal, (oh we loved your Derby goal)
Yer Derby goal, (yer Derby goal)
Yer Baldy 'ead, (yer Baldy 'ead)
You're Gary Mac, (You're Gary Mac)
OOhhh! Gary Macca, Gary Gary Macca, 
Gary Macca, Gary Gary Macca,

Oh we loved yer Barca Pen, (Oh we loved yer Barca Pen)
Yer Barca pen, (yer Barca pen)
Yer Derby goal (yer Derby goal)
Yer Baldy 'ead, yer Baldy 'ead
You're Gary Mac, (You're Gary Mac)
OOhhh! Gary Macca, Gary Gary Macca, 
Gary Macca, Gary Gary Macca,

Oh we loved yer Spurs Peno (Oh we loved yer Spurs Peno)
Yer Spurs peno, (yer Spurs peno)
Yer Barca pen (yer Barca pen)
Yer Derby goal (yer Derby goal)
Yer Baldy 'ead, yer Baldy 'ead
You're Gary Mac, (You're Gary Mac)
OOhhh! Gary Macca, Gary Gary Macca, 
Gary Macca, Gary Gary Macca,

Oh we loved yer Coventry Goal (Oh we loved yer Coventry Goal)
Yer Coventry goal, (yer Coventry goal)
Yer Spurs peno, (yer Spurs peno)
Yer Barca pen (yer Barca pen)
Yer Derby goal (yer Derby goal)
Yer Baldy 'ead, yer Baldy 'ead
You're Gary Mac, (You're Gary Mac)
OOhhh! Gary Macca, Gary Gary Macca, 
Gary Macca, Gary Gary Macca,

Oh we loved yer Bradford Goal, (Oh we loved yer Bradford Goal)
Yer Bradford goal, (yer Bradford goal)
Yer Coventry goal, (yer Coventry goal)
Yer Spurs peno, (yer Spurs peno)
Yer Barca pen (yer Barca pen)
Yer Derby goal (yer Derby goal)
Yer Baldy 'ead, yer Baldy 'ead
You're Gary Mac, (You're Gary Mac)
OOhhh! Gary Macca, Gary Gary Macca, 
Gary Macca, Gary Gary Macca,

Oh we loved yer Dortmund Pen (Oh we loved yer Dortmund Pen)
Yer Dortmund pen, (yer Dortmund pen)
Yer Bradford goal, (yer Bradford goal)
Yer Coventry goal, (yer Coventry goal)
Yer Spurs peno, (yer Spurs peno)
Yer Barca pen (yer Barca pen)
Yer Derby goal (yer Derby goal)
Yer Baldy 'ead, yer Baldy 'ead
You're Gary Mac, (You're Gary Mac)
OOhhh! Gary Macca, Gary Gary Macca,
Gary Macca, Gary Gary Macca,

Oh we went and won all 3, (Oh we went and won all 3 )
Won all 3, (won all 3) 
Yer Dortmund pen, (yer Dortmund pen)
Yer Bradford goal, (yer Bradford goal)
Yer Coventry goal, (yer Coventry goal)
Yer Spurs peno, (yer Spurs peno)
Yer Barca pen (yer Barca pen)
Yer Derby goal (yer Derby goal)
Yer Baldy 'ead, yer Baldy 'ead
You're Gary Mac, (You're Gary Mac)
OOhhh! Gary Macca, Gary Gary Macca, 
Gary Macca,Gary Gary Macca,

Oh we signed you on a free, (Oh we signed you on a free)
We signed you free, (we signed you free)
We won all 3, (we wan all 3)
Yer Dortmund pen, (yer Dortmund pen)
Yer Bradford goal, (yer Bradford goal)
Yer Coventry goal, (yer Coventry goal)
Yer Spurs peno, (yer Spurs peno)
Yer Barca pen (yer Barca pen)
Yer Derby goal (yer Derby goal)
Yer Baldy 'ead, yer Baldy 'ead
You're Gary Mac, (You're Gary Mac)
OOhhh! Gary Macca, Gary Gary Macca, 
Gary Macca, Gary Gary Macca,

Oh we love your sweet right foot, (Oh we love your sweet right foot )
Yer sweet right foot, (yer sweet right foot)
We signed you free, (we signed you free)
We won all 3, (we wan all 3)
Yer Dortmund pen, (yer Dortmund pen)
Yer Bradford goal, (yer Bradford goal)
Yer Coventry goal, (yer Coventry goal)
Yer Spurs peno, (yer Spurs peno)
Yer Barca pen (yer Barca pen)
Yer Derby goal (yer Derby goal)
Yer Baldy 'ead, yer Baldy 'ead
You're Gary Mac, (You're Gary Mac)

OOhhh! Gary Macca, Gary Gary Macca, 
Gary Macca, Gary Gary Macca,

Oh we love your forty-two, (Oh we love your forty-two)
Yer forty-two, (yer forty-two)
Yer sweet right foot, (yer sweet right foot)
We signed you free, (we signed you free)
We won all 3, (we wan all 3)
Yer Dortmund pen, (yer Dortmund pen)
Yer Bradford goal, (yer Bradford goal)
Yer Coventry goal, (yer Coventry goal)
Yer Spurs peno, (yer Spurs peno)
Yer Barca pen (yer Barca pen)
Yer Derby goal (yer Derby goal)
Yer Baldy 'ead, yer Baldy 'ead
You're Gary Mac, (You're Gary Mac)
OOhhh! Gary Macca, Gary Gary Macca, 
Gary Macca, Gary Gary Macca,

Oh you won an MBE, (oh you won an MBE)
An MBE, (an MBE)
Yer forty-two, (yer forty-two)
Yer sweet right foot, (yer sweet right foot)
We signed you free, (we signed you free)
We won all 3, (we wan all 3)
Yer Dortmund pen, (yer Dortmund pen)
Yer Bradford goal, (yer Bradford goal)
Yer Coventry goal, (yer Coventry goal)
Yer Spurs peno, (yer Spurs peno)
Yer Barca pen (yer Barca pen)
Yer Derby goal (yer Derby goal)
Yer Baldy 'ead, yer Baldy 'ead
You're Gary Mac, (You're Gary Mac)
OOhhh! Gary Macca, Gary Gary Macca, 
Gary Macca, Gary Gary Macca!

.:: Jurgen Klopp ::.

Jurgen Klopp,
Na Na Na Na Na
Jurgen Klopp,
Na Na Na Na Na

He's taken over power,
He's only just begun,
He's gonna bring us glory,
And he fucking hates the Sun,
He's taken over power,
He's only just begun,
When everyone gives everything,
And then we score,
Everybody sing,

Jurgen Klopp,
Na Na Na Na Na
Jurgen Klopp,
Na Na Na Na Na
Jurgen Klopp,
Na Na Na Na Na

.:: Luis Suarez - Just can't get enough ::.

Do-do-do-do-do-do-do
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do
Luis Suarez!

His name is Suarez, he wears the famous Red,
I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough,
When he scores a volley or when he scores a head,
I just cant get enough, I just can't get enough,
He scores a goal and the Kop go wild,
And I just can't seem to get enough Suarez...

Do-do-do-do-do-do-do
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do
Luis Suarez!

.:: The Laughing Policeman ::.

There was a local derby so many years ago,
It happened down at Goodison in case you didn’t know,
When Kenny scored a brilliant goal they said it was offside,
But we don’t care 'cos they scored none and we scored fuckin' five!!!

Laugh at Everton
Ohhh, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha...
You two-faced Everton bastards, you're the shite on Merseyside!!!

There was a local manager, many years ago,
The Everton fans were singing, Colin Harvey he must go,
But then he won a trophy, and he was Everton's pride,
You two-faced Everton bastards, you're the shite on Merseyside!!!

Laugh at Everton
Ohhh, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha...
You two-faced Everton bastards, you're the shite on Merseyside!!!

There was a local derby, many years ago,
The Everton fans were singing, Howard Kendall he must go,
And then they lost at Bramall Lane, so they gave the ** the sack,
But six days later, and they brought the ***** back!!!

Laugh at Everton
Ohhh, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha...
You two-faced Everton bastards, you're the shite on Merseyside!!!

and then they won a trophy and things were looking bright,
30,000 Evertonians appeared overnight,
but wait until the bubble bursts you know were they will be,
right back down in the sewers were they were in 83'

Laugh at Everton
Ohhh, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha...
You two-faced Everton bastards, you're the shite on Merseyside!!!

.:: Daniel Sturridge ::.

Daniel Sturridge,
He was running through on goal
Singing "Do wah diddy, diddy, dum diddy do"

Passed a defender,
And he slots it in the net
Singing "Do wah diddy, diddy, dum diddy do" 

He scored his goal (he scored his goal)
He did his dance (he did his dance)
And you better watch out,
'cause he only needs one chance!

Before we knew it,
He was running through again,
Singing "Do wah diddy, diddy, dum diddy do"

Passing the 'keeper,
And shuffling his feet
Singing "Do wah diddy, diddy, dum diddy do"

With his left! (with his left)
With his right! (with his right)
And you better watch out,
'cause he's always dynamite!

Laa la laa la la la la la la la la
Laa la laa la la la la la la la la

Did he miss? (Did he miss?)
Did he score? (Did he score?)
You will know when you hear the Kopites roar!
(The Kopites roar! Eh!)

Laa la laa la la la la la la la la
Laa la laa la la la la la la la la.

.:: John Arne Riise-how you scored that goal ::.

John Arne Riise,
Oohh, aaahhh,
I wanna know-ow-ow,
How you scored that goal!

.:: Al-on-so ::.

He is the midfield maestro,
And his passes are so delightfull,
Everyone wants to know,
Al-on-so, Al-on-so, Al-on-so.

.:: Bertie Mee ::.

Bertie Mee said To Bill Shankly 
"Have you ever heard of the North Bank, Highbury?" 
Shanks said "No, I don't think so, 
But I've heard of the Anny Road aggro".

.:: John Arne Riise ::.

John Arne Riise, John Arne Riise!
Ran down the wing and scored at the pit,
And we sang and we danced
And we shook the ground that's made of wood,
John Arne Riise scored against the shit.

.:: We Love You Liverpool ::.

We don't carry bottles, 
We don't carry lead, 
We only carry hatchets, 
To bury in your head, 
We are the supporters, 
Fanatics every one, 
We all hate Man City, 
And Leeds and Everton, 
We are the kings of Europe, 
The pride of Merseyside, 
We'll fight for no surrender, 
We'll fight for Shankly's pride, 
We hate Tottenham Hotspur, 
We hate Chelsea too, 
But most of all we hate the shite, 
Who play in royal blue. 

We Love you Liverpool we do. 
We Love you Liverpool we do. 
We Love you Liverpool we do. 
Oh Liverpool we love you. 

Shankly is our hero,he showed us how to play 
The mighty reds of Europe are out to win today 
He made a team of champions, with every man a king
And every game we love to win and this is what we sing. 

We Love you Liverpool we do. 
We Love you Liverpool we do. 
We Love you Liverpool we do.
Oh Liverpool we love you.

We've won the league, we've won the cup,
We're masters of the game.
And just to prove how good we are
We'll do it once again.
We've got another team to beat and so we've got to try
'Cos we're the best in all the land
And that's the reason why.

We Love you Liverpool we do. 
We Love you Liverpool we do. 
We Love you Liverpool we do. 
Oh Liverpool we love you.

Clemence is our goalie, the best there is around
And Keegan is the greatest that Shankly ever found
Heighway is our favourite, a wizard of the game
And here's the mighty Toshack to do it once again.
 
We Love you Liverpool we do. 
We Love you Liverpool we do. 
We Love you Liverpool we do. 
Oh Liverpool we love you.

.:: We'll Be Coming ::.

We`ll be coming,
We`ll be coming,
We`ll be coming down the road,
When you hear the voice of the Bill Shankley boys,
We`ll be coming down the road…

.:: Fuck Off Chelsea FC ::.

Fuck off Chelsea FC,
You aint got no history,
5 european cups,
18 leagues
That's what we call history!

.:: Luis Garcia ::.

Luis Garcia,
He drinks Sangria,
He comes from Barca,
To bring us glory,

He's five foot seven,
He's football heaven,
So please don't take our Luis away!

.:: Steve Gerrard ::.

Steve Gerrard, Gerrard,
He'll pass the ball 40 yards,
He's big and he's fuckin' hard,
Steve Gerrard, Gerrard!

.:: Oh when the Reds ::.

Oh when the Reds,(oh when the Reds)
Go marching in,(go marching in)
Oh when the Reds,
Go marching in,
I wanna be in that number,
Oh when the Reds,
Go marching in!

.:: Walking Down Lime St ::.

I was walking down Lime Street,
Swinging my chain,
When along comes a cockney,
And he asks me my name,
I kicked him in the balls,
And I kicked him in the head,
Now that cockney is dead.

.:: Bootle Bоy ::.

Bootle boy,
Born and bred,
Jamie Carragher is a red,
Oooooooo,
Bootle boy,
Born and bred,
He throws coins at cockneys heads.

.:: Every Other Saturday ::.

Every other Saturday's me half day off
And it's off to the match I go
I like to take a stroll along the Anfield Road
Me and me old pal Joe
I like to see the lasses with their red scarves on
I like to hear the Kopites roar
But I don't have to tell that best of all
Is when we see Liverpool sc-o-o-o-ore

We've won the English League about a thousand times
And Uefa was a simple do
We've played some exhibitions in the FA Cup
We are the Wembley Wizards too
But when we won the European Cup in Rome
Like we should have done years before
We gathered down at Anfield
Boys a hundred thousand strong
To give the boys a welcome ho-om-me

Kenny ohhh Kenny
I'd walk a million miles for one of your goals oh Kenny
ohhh Kenny.

.:: The Best Behaved Supporters ::.

We're the best behaved supporters in the land!
We're the best behaved supporters in the land!
We're the best behaved supporters,
The best behaved supporters,
We're the best behaved supporters in the land (when we win)!

We're a right shower of bastards when we lose!
We're a right shower of bastards when we lose!
We're a right shower of bastards,
A right shower of bastards,
We're a right shower of bastards when we lose (but we don't)!

We're totally non committal when we draw!
We're totally non committal when we draw!
We're totally non committal,
totally non committal,
totally non committal when we draw! (But we don't)!

.:: Oooh Campione ::.

Ooooh Campione,
The one and only,
We're Liverpool,

They say our days are numbered we're not famous anymore,
But Scousers rule the country like we've always done before,
Ooooh Campione,
The one and only,
We're Liverpool,

Paisley took his red army and marched them into Rome,
Joey munched on Gladbach and we brought the cup back home,
Ooooh Campione,
The one and only,
We're Liverpool,

They say our days are numbered we're not famous anymore,
But Scousers rule the country like we've always done before,
Ooooh Campione,
The one and only,
We're Liverpool,

Shankly built a football team that shook the Spion Kop,
They went and conquered Europe now were never gonna stop,
Ooooh Campione,
the one and only,
We're Liverpool 

.:: Rafa La Bamba ::.

Rafa Benitez,
Rafa Benitez,
Ra Ra Ra Rafa Benitez,
Ra Ra Ra Rafa Benitez,
Xabi Alonso,
Torres and Reina...

.:: We Won It 5 Times (short)::.

We won it at Wem-b-ely
We won it in Gay Paris
In 77 and 84 it was Rome

We've won it 5 times
We've won it 5 ti-imes
In Istanbul, we won it 5 times

.:: Billy Shankly Boys ::.

If you're tired and you're weary,
And your heart skips a beat,
You'll get your fucking head kicked in,
If you walk down Heyworth Street,
If you come to The Albert,
You'll hear our famous noise,
Get out you Everton bastards,
We're the Billy Shankly Boys

We're the boys from The Kop,
We're loyal and we're true,
And when we play the Everton,
We're ready for a do,
To the cry of "NO SURRENDER",
You'll hear our famous noise,
Get out you Everton bastards,
We're the Billy Shankly Boys.