.:: Sacked In The Morning ::.

Sacked in the morning,
You're getting sacked in the morning,
Sacked in the morning,
You're getting sacked in the morning...

.:: We All Hate Leeds ::.

We all hate Leeds,
And Leeds and Leeds,
Leeds and Leeds and Leeds and Leeds,
Leeds and Leeds and Leeds and Leeds,
We all fuckin' hate Leeds!

.:: Stand Up If You're Going Bust ::.

Stand up if you're going bust,
Stand up if you're going bust,
Stand up if you're going bust,
Stand up if you're going bust...

.:: Shit Club No History ::.

Shit club no history,
Shit club no history,
Shit club no history,
Shit club no history...

.:: We Are The Famous Kopites ::.

We are the famous,
The famous Kopites,
(clap clap),
We are the famous,
The famous Kopites,
(clap clap)...

.:: Xabi Alonso (claping)::.

Xabi Alonso,
(clap-clap-clap-clap-clap),
Xabi Alonso,
(clap-clap-clap-clap-clap)...

.:: Alonso Alonso Alonso ::.

Aaaaa-aaaa-aaaaaaaaaa,
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa,
Alonso, Alonso, Alonso,
Alonso, Alonso, Alonso,
Alonso, Alonso, Alonso,
Alonso, Alonso, Alonso...

.:: We Shall Not Be Moved ::.

We shall not,
We shall not be moved,
We shall not,
We shall not be moved,
Just like a team,
That's going to win the football league,
We shall not be moved!

.:: Fernando Torres ::.

Fer-nan-do Torres,
Da, da, da, da, da, da,
Fernando Torres,
Da, da, da, da, da, da...

.:: When Suarez Gets A Pen ::.

When Suarez gets a pen,
When Suarez gets a pen,
We're gonna have a party,
We're gonna have a party,
We're gonna have a party,
When Suarez gets a pen...

.:: You're Too Fat To Referee ::.

You're too fat,
You're too fat,
You're too fat to referee,
You're too fat to referee...

.:: Scousers All Over The World ::.

And I like it, and I like it,
And I like it, and I like it,
I li-i-ike it, li-i-ike,
Here we go-o-o,
Scousers all over the world!

.:: The Boys In Red ::.

We'll fight and no surrender,
We'll fight for the boys in red,
We'll fight the fight for Liverpool,
The team that Shankly bred,

We'll fight for Alun Evans,
We'll fight for Ian St. John,
We'' fight the fight for Liverpool,
The pride of division one,
Two, three, four,
Listen to the Kopites roar,

Liverpool (clap, clap, clap),
Liverpool (clap, clap, clap)...

.:: Men Of Anfield ::.

Stevie Highway's always running,
John Toshack is always scoring,
Then you'll hear the Kopites roaring,
Toshack is our king,

Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na,
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na,
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na,
Toshack is our king!

.:: Where's Your Mourinho ::.

Where's your Mourinho,
Where's your Mourinho,
Where's your Mourinho,
Where's your Mourinho...

.:: Henchoz ::.

Henchoz,
Henchoz, Henchoz, Henchoz,
When they attack,
He's always back,
Henchoz,
Henchoz, Henchoz, Henchoz!

.:: Shall We Sing A Song For You ::.

Shall we sing,
Shall we sing,
Shall we sing a song for you,
Shall we sing a song for you...

.:: Mascherano ::.

Ooooh,
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oooh,
Ooooh,
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oooh,
Javier Mascherano,
Javier Mascherano...

.:: His Eyes Are Offside ::.

His eyes are offside,
His eyes are offside,
Mesut Ozil,
His eyes are offside...

.:: He's Shagging The Ref ::.

He's shagging the ref,
He's shagging the ref,
John Terry,
He's shagging the ref...

.:: We All Dream Of A Team Of Carraghers ::.

And number 1 is Carragher,
And number 2 is Carragher,
And number 3 is Carragher,
And number 4 is Carragher,
CARRAGHER,

We all dream of a team of Carragher’s,
A team of Carragher’s,
A team of Carragher’s,
We all dream of a team of Carragher’s,
A team of Carragher’s,
A team of Carragher’s,

And number 5 is Carragher,
And number 6 is Carragher,
And number 7 is Carragher,
And number 8 is Carragher,

CARRAGHER,

We all dream of a team of Carragher’s,
A team of Carragher’s,
A team of Carragher’s,
We all dream of a team of Carragher’s,
A team of Carragher’s,
A team of Carragher’s,

And number 9 is Carragher,
And number 10 is Carragher,
And number 11 is Carragher,
And 23 is Carragher,

CARRAGHER,

We all dream of a team of Carragher’s,
A team of Carragher’s,
A team of Carragher’s,
We all dream of a team of Carragher’s,
A team of Carragher’s,
A team of Carragher’s.

.:: Who's The Scouser In The Wig ::.

Who's the Scouser,
Who's the Scouser,
Who's the Scouser in the wig,
Who's the Scouser in the wig?

.:: Rafa's Got His Dirk Kuyt ::.

Rafa's got his Dirk Kuyt,
Rafa's got his Dirk Kuyt,
Na, na, na, na,
Na, na, na, na...

.:: Fuck All ::.

Fuck all,
You've never won fuck all,
You've never won fuck all,
Fuck all...

.:: The Reds Are Coming Up The Hill ::.

The Reds are coming up the hill boys,
The Reds are coming up the hill boys,

They all laugh at us,
They all mock at us,
They all say our days are numbered,

Born to be a Scouse,
Victorious are we,
If you wanna win a cup,
Then you'd better hurry up.
Cos' we're Liverpool FC !

.:: Albert Stubbins ::.

Billy Liddell,
And Roger Hunt,
David Johnson was a bit of a cunt,
Kenny Dalglish,
And Ian Rush,
Albert Stubbins is the man for us,

A-L-B,
E-R-T,
Albert Stubbins is the man for me!

.:: Bye Bye Mourinho ::.

Bye, bye, Mourinho,
Bye, bye, Mourinho,
Bye, bye, Mourinho,
Bye, bye, Mourinho...

.:: Lucas Leiva ::.

Oh, oooh, oooooh,
Oh, oooh, oooooh,
His first name is Lukas, is Lukas, is Lukas,
His second name is Leiva, is Leiva, Is Leiva,
And that is why we like him, we like him, we like him,
In fact we fucking love him, we love him, we love him,
Oh, oooh, oooooh,
Oh, oooh, oooooh...

.:: The Shitty Man United ::.

The shitty Man United went to Rome to see the Pope,
The shitty Man United went to Rome to see the Pope,
The shitty Man United went to Rome to see the Pope,
And this is what he said:
FUCK OFF!

Who the fuck are Man United,
Who the fuck are Man United, 
Who the fuck are Man United,
When the Reds go marching
On, On, On!

.:: Javier Mascherano ::.

Javier Mascherano,
United,
You know...