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Saturday 31 December 2016

.:: The Ring Of Fire ::.

Der, der,
Der, der, der, der, der, der, der, der,
(Der, der, der, der, der, der, der, der),
Der, der, der, der, der, der, der, der,
(Der, der, der, der, der, der, der, der),

Love is a burning thing,
(Der, der, der, der, der, der, der, der),
And it makes a fiery ring,
(Der, der, der, der, der, der, der, der),
Bound by wild desire,
(Der, der, der, der, der, der, der, der),
I felt into the ring of fire, 

Oh, I fell into a burnin' ring of fire,
I went down, down, down,
And the flames went higher,
And it burns, burns, burns,
The ring of fire, the ring of fire,

Der, der,
Der, der, der, der, der, der, der, der,
(Der, der, der, der, der, der, der, der),
Der, der, der, der, der, der, der, der,
(Der, der, der, der, der, der, der, der),

The taste of love is sweet,
(Der, der, der, der, der, der, der, der),
When hearts like ours meet,
(Der, der, der, der, der, der, der, der),
I fell for you like a child,
(Der, der, der, der, der, der, der, der),
Oh, but the fire went wild,

Oh, I fell into a burnin' ring of fire,
I went down, down, down,
And the flames went higher,
And it burns, burns, burns,
The ring of fire, the ring of fire,

Der, der,
Der, der, der, der, der, der, der, der,
(Der, der, der, der, der, der, der, der),
Der, der, der, der, der, der, der, der,
(Der, der, der, der, der, der, der, der)...

.:: Once A Manc Never A Red ::.

Once a Manc, never a Red,
Once a Manc, never a Red,
Once a Manc, never a Red,
Once a Manc, never a Red...

Thursday 29 December 2016

.:: We Won It 5 Times (full) ::.

We won it in Wem-ber-ley,
We won it in gay Paris,
In '77 and '84 it was Rome,

We won it 5 times,
We won it 5 times,
In Istanbul,
We won it 5 times,
(And we keep it,we keep it)

When Emlyn lifted it high,
He lit up the Roman sky,
Thommo in Paris and Souness did it as well,

We won it 5 times,
We won it 5 times,
In Istanbul,
We won it 5 times,

At Wembley we won it our home,
Took 26000 at Rome,
20000 to Paris when we won it again,

We won it 5 times,
We won it 5 times,
In Istanbul,
We won it 5 times,

Stevie G's eyes lit up,
As he lifted the European Cup,
21 years and the cup is coming back home,

We won it 5 times,
We won it 5 times,
In Istanbul,
We won it 5 times,
(And we keep it,we keep it)

Garry Neville is a twat,
And Wayne Rooney is fat,
You're thinking you're good,
But we are so much better than you,

You only won three,
You only won three,
You are still behind us,
You only won three,
(And we keep it,we keep it)

Your European Cup,
Your European Cup,
Is in our trophy room,
So shut the fuck up,
(And we keep it,we keep it)

Wednesday 28 December 2016

.:: Poor Little Cockney Bastard ::.

He's only a poor little cockney bastard,
His face is all tattered and torn,
He made feel sick,
So I hit him with a brick,
And now he don't sing anymore...

.:: Worst Support We've Ever Seen ::.

Worst support,
Worst support,
Worst support we've ever seen,
Worst support we've ever seen...

Tuesday 27 December 2016

.:: The Liverpool Boot Walk ::.

I'm a knock-kneed chicken, and a bow-legged hen,
I haven't had a shag since I don't know when,
I walk with a wiggle and I talk with a squawk,
Doing the Liverpool boot walk...

.:: The Referee's A Wanker ::.

The referee's a wanker,
The referee's a wanker,
The referee's a wanker,
The referee's a wanker...

Sunday 25 December 2016

.:: Gary Gary Mac ::.

Gary Mac, Gary Mac,
Gary, Gary Mac,
He's got no hair,
But we don't care,
Gary, Gary Mac...

Friday 23 December 2016

.:: Liverpool Are Magic ::.

Liverpool are magic,
Everton are tragic,
Na, na, na, na,
Na, na, na, na...

Thursday 22 December 2016

.:: Since 1995 ::.

Since 1995,
Since 1995,
You haven't won a trophy,
You haven't won a trophy,
Since 1995...

Wednesday 21 December 2016

.:: Fuck Off To Kirkby ::.

Ale-ale,
Ale-ale,
Fuck off to Kirkby...

.:: Merry Christmas Everton ::.

Mane's scoring,
(Mane's scoring),
All around us,
(All around us),
Kopites singing,
Having fun,
It's the season,
Love and understanding,
Merry Christmas,
Everton...

Tuesday 20 December 2016

.:: The City's All Ours ::.

The city's all ours,
The city's all ours,
Fuck off to Kirkby,
The city's all ours...

.:: One Nil Down, Two One Up ::.

One-nil down, two-one up,
Michael Owen won the cup,
When a top class Paddy pass,
Gave the lad the ball,
Poor old Arsenal won fuck all...

Sunday 18 December 2016

.:: Tell Yer Ma ::.

Tell yer ma,
Yer ma,
To wipe away all your tears,
No trophy for 21 years,
Tell yer ma,
Yer ma..

.:: Blue White Shite ::.

Blue white shite,
Blue white shite,
Hello, hello,
Blue white shite,
Blue white shite,
Hello, hello...

.:: They Just Can't Control Their Feet ::.

De, de, de, de, de, de, de,
De, de, de, de, de, de, de,

Don't blame it on shit ground,
Don't blame it on shit team,
Don't blame it on shit fans,
Blame it on Heysel,

Don't blame it on Kendall,
Don't blame it on Harvey,
Don't blame it on Walker,
Blame it on Heysel,

They just can't,
They just can't,
They just can't control feet,
They just can't,
They just can't,
They just can't control feet,

Kendall,
Harvey,
Walker,
Heysel...

.:: More Noise In A Library ::.

More noise in a library,
More noise in a library,
More noise in a library,
More noise in a library...

Saturday 17 December 2016

.:: It's All Gone Quiet Over There ::.

And it's all gone quiet over there,
And it's all gone quiet over there,
And it's all gone quiet ,
All gone quiet ,
All gone quiet over there...

.:: Everton Blue Shite ::.

Oh Everton blue shite,
Oh Everton blue,
Why don't you win trophies
Like Liverpool do,
Why do your supporters,
Keep following you,
Oh Everton Blue Shite,
Oh Everton Blue...


Monday 12 December 2016

.:: You're So Shit It's Unbelievable ::.

You're so shit it's unbelievable,
(clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap ,clap ,clap ,clap),
You're so shit it's unbelievable,
(clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap ,clap ,clap ,clap)...

Sunday 11 December 2016

.:: Forever Blowing Bubbles ::.

I'm forever blowing bubbles,
Pretty bubbles in the air,
They fly so high,
They reach the sky,
Then like West Ham,
They fade and die,

Tottenham's always running,
Chelsea's running too,
And if you come to Anfield,
We'' be running after you,

Liverpool,
(clap-clap-clap),
Liverpool,
(clap-clap-clap)...

.:: Everton Lost Again ::.

E-V-E-R-T-O-N,
Lost again,
Lost again...

Thursday 8 December 2016

.:: Igor Biscan ::.

Two - nil down,
Four - two up,
Igor Biscan wrapped it up,
And he didn't know what to do when he scored the goal,
Igor Biscan's our hero!

.:: Biscan ::.

Der, der, der, der,
Der, der, der, der,
Biscan, Biscan...

Tuesday 6 December 2016

.:: Liverpool To Catalan ::.

Liverpool to Catalan,
Everton to Matalan,
Na, na, na, na,
Na, na, na, na...

Monday 5 December 2016

.:: Empty Seats ::.

They're here,
They're there,
They're every-fucking-where,
Empty seats,
Empty seats...

Sunday 4 December 2016

.:: You Couldn't Sell All Your Tickets ::.

Sell all your tickets,
You couldn't sell all your tickets,
Sell all your tickets,
You couldn't sell all your tickets...

Saturday 3 December 2016

.:: Peter Crouch ::.

He's big,
He's red,
His feet stick out of bed,
Peter Crouch,
Peter Crouch...

.:: Bounce In A Minute ::.

Bounce in a minute,
We're gonna bounce in a minute,
Bounce in a minute,
We're gonna bounce in a minute...

Thursday 1 December 2016

.:: Who's The Bastard In The Black ::.

Who's the bastard,
Who's the bastard,
Who's the bastard in the black,
Who's the bastard in the black?

Wednesday 30 November 2016

.:: Sacked In The Morning ::.

Sacked in the morning,
You're getting sacked in the morning,
Sacked in the morning,
You're getting sacked in the morning...

Monday 28 November 2016

.:: We All Hate Leeds ::.

We all hate Leeds,
And Leeds and Leeds,
Leeds and Leeds and Leeds and Leeds,
Leeds and Leeds and Leeds and Leeds,
We all fuckin' hate Leeds!

.:: Stand Up If You're Going Bust ::.

Stand up if you're going bust,
Stand up if you're going bust,
Stand up if you're going bust,
Stand up if you're going bust...

Sunday 27 November 2016

.:: Shit Club No History ::.

Shit club no history,
Shit club no history,
Shit club no history,
Shit club no history...

Saturday 26 November 2016

.:: We Are The Famous Kopites ::.

We are the famous,
The famous Kopites,
(clap clap),
We are the famous,
The famous Kopites,
(clap clap)...

Friday 25 November 2016

.:: Xabi Alonso (claping)::.

Xabi Alonso,
(clap-clap-clap-clap-clap),
Xabi Alonso,
(clap-clap-clap-clap-clap)...

.:: Alonso Alonso Alonso ::.

Aaaaa-aaaa-aaaaaaaaaa,
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa,
Alonso, Alonso, Alonso,
Alonso, Alonso, Alonso,
Alonso, Alonso, Alonso,
Alonso, Alonso, Alonso...

Thursday 24 November 2016

.:: We Shall Not Be Moved ::.

We shall not,
We shall not be moved,
We shall not,
We shall not be moved,
Just like a team,
That's going to win the football league,
We shall not be moved!

Wednesday 23 November 2016

.:: Fernando Torres ::.

Fer-nan-do Torres,
Da, da, da, da, da, da,
Fernando Torres,
Da, da, da, da, da, da...

Monday 21 November 2016

.:: When Suarez Gets A Pen ::.

When Suarez gets a pen,
When Suarez gets a pen,
We're gonna have a party,
We're gonna have a party,
We're gonna have a party,
When Suarez gets a pen...

.:: You're Too Fat To Referee ::.

You're too fat,
You're too fat,
You're too fat to referee,
You're too fat to referee...

Saturday 19 November 2016

.:: Scousers All Over The World ::.

And I like it, and I like it,
And I like it, and I like it,
I li-i-ike it, li-i-ike,
Here we go-o-o,
Scousers all over the world!

.:: The Boys In Red ::.

We'll fight and no surrender,
We'll fight for the boys in red,
We'll fight the fight for Liverpool,
The team that Shankly bred,

We'll fight for Alun Evans,
We'll fight for Ian St. John,
We'' fight the fight for Liverpool,
The pride of division one,
Two, three, four,
Listen to the Kopites roar,

Liverpool (clap, clap, clap),
Liverpool (clap, clap, clap)...

Friday 18 November 2016

.:: Men Of Anfield ::.

Stevie Highway's always running,
John Toshack is always scoring,
Then you'll hear the Kopites roaring,
Toshack is our king,

Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na,
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na,
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na,
Toshack is our king!

Wednesday 16 November 2016

.:: Where's Your Mourinho ::.

Where's your Mourinho,
Where's your Mourinho,
Where's your Mourinho,
Where's your Mourinho...

Tuesday 15 November 2016

.:: Henchoz ::.

Henchoz,
Henchoz, Henchoz, Henchoz,
When they attack,
He's always back,
Henchoz,
Henchoz, Henchoz, Henchoz!

Monday 14 November 2016

.:: Shall We Sing A Song For You ::.

Shall we sing,
Shall we sing,
Shall we sing a song for you,
Shall we sing a song for you...

Sunday 13 November 2016

.:: Mascherano ::.

Ooooh,
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oooh,
Ooooh,
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oooh,
Javier Mascherano,
Javier Mascherano...

Saturday 12 November 2016

.:: His Eyes Are Offside ::.

His eyes are offside,
His eyes are offside,
Mesut Ozil,
His eyes are offside...

.:: He's Shagging The Ref ::.

He's shagging the ref,
He's shagging the ref,
John Terry,
He's shagging the ref...

Friday 11 November 2016

.:: We All Dream Of A Team Of Carraghers ::.

And number 1 is Carragher,
And number 2 is Carragher,
And number 3 is Carragher,
And number 4 is Carragher,
CARRAGHER,

We all dream of a team of Carragher’s,
A team of Carragher’s,
A team of Carragher’s,
We all dream of a team of Carragher’s,
A team of Carragher’s,
A team of Carragher’s,


And number 5 is Carragher,

And number 6 is Carragher,
And number 7 is Carragher,
And number 8 is Carragher,
CARRAGHER,

We all dream of a team of Carragher’s,
A team of Carragher’s,
A team of Carragher’s,
We all dream of a team of Carragher’s,
A team of Carragher’s,
A team of Carragher’s,

And number 9 is Carragher,

And number 10 is Carragher,
And number 11 is Carragher,
And 23 is Carragher,
CARRAGHER,

We all dream of a team of Carragher’s,
A team of Carragher’s,
A team of Carragher’s,
We all dream of a team of Carragher’s,
A team of Carragher’s,
A team of Carragher’s.

Wednesday 9 November 2016

.:: Who's The Scouser In The Wig ::.

Who's the Scouser,
Who's the Scouser,
Who's the Scouser in the wig,
Who's the Scouser in the wig?

Tuesday 8 November 2016

.:: Rafa's Got His Dirk Kuyt ::.

Rafa's got his Dirk Kuyt,
Rafa's got his Dirk Kuyt,
Na, na, na, na,
Na, na, na, na...

Monday 7 November 2016

.:: Fuck All ::.

Fuck all,
You've never won fuck all,
You've never won fuck all,
Fuck all...

Sunday 6 November 2016

.:: The Reds Are Coming Up The Hill ::.

The Reds are coming up the hill boys,
The Reds are coming up the hill boys,

They all laugh at us,
They all mock at us,
They all say our days are numbered,

Born to be a Scouse,
Victorious are we,
If you wanna win a cup,
Then you'd better hurry up.
Cos' we're Liverpool FC !

Saturday 5 November 2016

.:: Albert Stubbins ::.

Billy Liddell,
And Roger Hunt,
David Johnson was a bit of a cunt,
Kenny Dalglish,
And Ian Rush,
Albert Stubbins is the man for us,

A-L-B,
E-R-T,
Albert Stubbins is the man for me!

Friday 4 November 2016

.:: Bye Bye Mourinho ::.

Bye, bye, Mourinho,
Bye, bye, Mourinho,
Bye, bye, Mourinho,
Bye, bye, Mourinho...

Thursday 3 November 2016

.:: Lucas Leiva ::.

Oh, oooh, oooooh,
Oh, oooh, oooooh,
His first name is Lukas, is Lukas, is Lukas,
His second name is Leiva, is Leiva, Is Leiva,
And that is why we like him, we like him, we like him,
In fact we fucking love him, we love him, we love him,
Oh, oooh, oooooh,
Oh, oooh, oooooh...

Wednesday 2 November 2016

.:: The Shitty Man United ::.

The shitty Man United went to Rome to see the Pope,
The shitty Man United went to Rome to see the Pope,
The shitty Man United went to Rome to see the Pope,
And this is what he said:
FUCK OFF!

Who the fuck are Man United,
Who the fuck are Man United, 
Who the fuck are Man United,
When the Reds go marching
On, On, On!

.:: Javier Mascherano ::.

Javier Mascherano,
United,
You know...

Monday 31 October 2016

.:: Alun Evans ::.

Thank you very much for Alun Evans,
Thank you very much, thank you very very very much,

Thank you very much for Alun Evans,
Thank you very very very
very very very very very very... much!


.:: We Hate The Cockneys ::.

We hate the cockneys,
(clap, clap, clap, clap, clap),
We hate the cockneys,
(clap, clap, clap, clap, clap)...

Saturday 29 October 2016

.:: Shit On The Cockneys ::.

We're gonna shit on the cockneys,
Shit on the cockneys tonight,
We're gonna shit on the cockneys,
Shit on the cockneys tonight...

Friday 28 October 2016

.:: Shame About Chelsea ::.

Shame about Chelsea,
Der, der, der,
Shame about Chelsea,
Der, der, der...

Wednesday 26 October 2016

.:: The Chosen One And His Team ::.

All the grime, all the grit,
All the muck and all the shit,
David Moyes has got them all in his team!

.:: Fuck Off Holloway ::.

Na, na, na, na, na, na, na,
Fuck off Holloway,
Holloway,
Fuck off Holloway...

Tuesday 25 October 2016

.:: Where's Your Eropean Cups ::.

Where's your Euro,
Where's your Euro,
Where's your European cups,
Where's your European cups?

Monday 24 October 2016

.:: N'gog, N'gog ::.

N'gog, N'gog, N'gog, N'gog, N'gog,
He tucks his cock into his sock,
N'gog, N'gog, N'gog, N'gog!


Saturday 22 October 2016

..: If You All Hate MacKenzie Clap Your Hands ::.

If you all hate MacKenzie clap your hands,
If you all hate MacKenzie clap your hands,
If you all hate MacKenzie,
All hate MacKenzie,
All hate MacKenzie clap your hands...

.:: Fuck The Sun ::.

Fuck the Sun,
Fuck the Sun,
Kelvin MacKenzie is scum,
Oh, we won't buy papers,
From you lying bastards,
Not until justice is done!


Friday 21 October 2016

.:: JCB Couldn't Lift Frank Lampard ::.

25 men and the JCB,
Couldn't lift Frank Lampard,
25 men and the JCB,
Went to lift Frank Lampard,
50 men and
the JCB,

Couldn't lift Frank Lampard,
50 men and
the JCB,

Couldn't lift Frank Lampard,
100 men and
the JCB,

Couldn't lift Frank Lampard,
100 men and
the JCB,

Couldn't lift Frank Lampard,
All the cranes at Wembely,

Couldn't lift Frank Lampard,
All the cranes at Wembely,

Couldn't lift Frank Lampard!

Wednesday 19 October 2016

.:: A Team Of Salif Diao's ::.

We all dream of a team of Salif Diao's ,
A team of Salif Diao's,
A team of Salif Diao's,
We all dream of a team of Salif Diao's,
A team of Salif Diao's,
A team of Salif Diao's,

Number 1 is Salif Diao,
Number 2 is Salif Diao,
Number 3 is Salif Diao,
Number 4 is Salif Diao, SALIF DIAO,

We all dream of a team of Salif Diao's,
A team of Salif Diao's,
A team of Salif Diao's,
We all dream of a team of Salif Diao's,
A team of Salif Diao's,
A team of Salif Diao's...

.:: One Lying Bastard ::.

One lying bastard,
There's only one lying bastard,
One lying bastard,
There's only one lying bastard!

Tuesday 18 October 2016

.:: You're Not Special Anymore ::.

You're not special,
You're not special,
You're not special anymore,
You're not special anymore!

Monday 17 October 2016

.:: Fuck Off Mourinho ::.

Fuck off Mourinho,
Fuck off Mourinho,
Fuck off Mourinho,
Fuck off Mourinho!

Friday 14 October 2016

.:: Fat Boy, What's The Score ::.

Fat boy,
What's the score,
Fat boy, fat boy,
What's the score.

.:: Fat Boy Give Us A Song ::.

Fat boy,
Give us a song,
Fat boy, fat boy,
Give us a song...

.:: Fat Granny Shagger ::.

Fat granny shagger,
You're just a fat granny shagger,
Fat granny shagger,
You're just a fat granny shagger!

Thursday 13 October 2016

.:: Paisley 3 Fergie 2 ::.

Paisley 3 Fergie 2,
Paisley 3 Fergie 2,
Paisley 3 Fergie 2,
Paisley 3 Fergie 2...

Wednesday 12 October 2016

.:: Manchester Wank Wank Wank ::.

What do you think of Manchester,
(Shit),
What do you think of shit,
Manchester, wank, wank, wank,
Manchester, wank, wank, wank,
Manchester, wank, wank, wank,
Manchester, wank, wank, wank!

Tuesday 11 October 2016

.:: Your Hero Is Scouse ::.

Your hero is Scouse,
Your hero is Scouse,
You two faced bastards,
Your hero is Scouse!

Monday 10 October 2016

.:: You Support A Load Of Shit ::.

You support,
You support,
You support a load of shit,
You support a load of shit!

Sunday 9 October 2016

.:: You'll Do As You're Told ::.

You'll do as you're told,
You'll do as you're told,
You are Man United,
You'll do as you're told!

Saturday 8 October 2016

.:: Who The Fuck Are Man United ::.

Who the fuck are Man United,
Who the fuck are Man United,
Who the fuck are Man United,
And the reds go marching
On, On, On!

.:: Oooh Sami Sami ::.

Oooh Sami, Sami,
Sami, Sami, Sami Sami Hyypia,
Oooh Sami, Sami,
Sami, Sami, Sami  Sami Hyypia!

Thursday 6 October 2016

.:: Fergie's Right::.

Fergie's right,
Your fans are shite,
Fergie's right,
Your fans are shite!

Wednesday 5 October 2016

.:: Manchester Is Full Of Shit ::.

Oh Manchester,
(Oh Manchester),
Is full of shit,
(Is full of shit),
Oh Manchester is full of shit,
It's full of shit, shit and more shit,
Oh Manchester is full of shit!

Tuesday 4 October 2016

.:: Stand Up If You Hate Man U ::.

Stand up,
If you hate Man U,
Stand up,
If you hate Man U,
Stand up,
If you hate Man U,
Stand up,
If you hate Man U...

.:: Robbie Keane ::.

Robbie Keane, Robbie Keane,
Robbie Keane, Robbie Keane,
His name's not fucking Keano,
Robbie Keane, Robbie Keane!


Sunday 2 October 2016

.:: Same Old Arsenal ::.

Same old Arsenal,
Always cheating,
Same old Arsenal,
Always cheating...

.:: Shit Refs ::.

Shit refs,
We only get shit refs,
We only get shit refs,
We only get shit refs,

Friday 30 September 2016

.:: 3-0 And You Fucked It Up ::.

3-0 and you fucked it up,
3-0 and you fucked it up,
3-0 and you fucked it up,
3-0 and you fucked it up!

Thursday 29 September 2016

.:: Rafa, Rafael ::.

Rafa, Rafael,
Rafa, Rafael,
Rafa, Rafael,
Rafael Benitez!


Wednesday 28 September 2016

.:: Neil Warnock ::.

Warnock is a wanker,
Warnock is a wanker,
Na, na, na, na!

Tuesday 27 September 2016

.:: 1000 Miles To See Fernando Score ::.

I would walk 500 miles,
And i would walk 500 more,
Just to be that fan who walked a thousand miles,
To see Fernando score,


Fernando Torres,
Fernando Torres,
Na na na na na na na na na...


Monday 26 September 2016

.:: When Maggie Thatcher Dies ::.

When Maggie Thatcher dies,
When Maggie Thatcher dies,
We're gonna have a party,
We're gonna have a party,
We're gonna have a party,
When Maggie Thatcher dies.

Sunday 25 September 2016

.:: Attack Attack ::.

Attack,
Attack,
Attack, attack, attack!

Saturday 24 September 2016

.:: The Men From Anfield's Spion Kop ::.

We are the men from the Anfield's Spion Kop,
Our team is Liverpool FC,
We like to sing and shout,

Because we know,
We'll cheer the team to victory,


For it's a great team you'll agree,
And we'll go down in history,
We've won the cup, been champions too,
And today we'll murder you,

We're the Liverpool FC...

And if you get to go to any ground,
You will always hear our songs,
To see our team we'll flight to anywhere,
And the joyous will be there,

And we know our team will,
FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT,
It's gonna be a glorious,
SIGHT, SIGHT, SIGHT,


We all agree it's gonna be,
Another glorious victory,
For the Liverpool FC!


Thursday 22 September 2016

.:: One Robbie Fowler ::.

One Robbie Fowler,
There's only one Robbie Fowler,
One Robbie Fowler,
There's only one Robbie Fowler!

.:: Cry In A Minute ::.

Cry in a minute,
He's gonna cry in a minute,
Cry in a minute,
He's gonna cry in a minute...

Wednesday 21 September 2016

.:: Steve Bruce ::.

Steve Bruce,
He's got a big fat head,
He's got a big fat head,
He's got a big fat head...

Tuesday 20 September 2016

.:: What's It Like To Shag A Sheep ::.

What's it like,
What's it like,
What's it like to shag a sheep,
What's it like to shag a sheep?

Monday 19 September 2016

.:: Gary Neville Is A Wanker ::.

Garry Neville is a wanker,
Is a wanker,
Garry Neville is a wanker,
Is a wanker!

Sunday 18 September 2016

.:: You've Got No History ::.

You've got no history,
You've got no history,
You've got no history,
You've got no history!

.:: John Terry Your Mum's A Thief ::.

John Terry,
Your mum's a thief,
John Terry,
Your mum's a thief...


Friday 16 September 2016

.:: Chelsea Rent Boy ::.

Chelsea rent boy,
Chelsea rent boy,
Hello, hello...

Thursday 15 September 2016

.:: The Elephant Man ::.

The elephant man,
The elephant man,
Diego Costa,
The elephant man...


Wednesday 14 September 2016

.:: John Terry's Ma ::.

She loves a Scouse cock,
She loves a Scouse cock,
John Terry's ma,
She loves a Scouse cock...


Tuesday 13 September 2016

.:: London Bridge Poor Old Chelsea ::.

London bridge is falling down,
Falling down, falling down,
London bridge is falling down,
Poor old Chelsea!


Build it up with red and white,
Red and white, red and white,
Build it up with red and white,
Poor old Chelsea!


Monday 12 September 2016

.:: Speak Fucking English ::.

Speak fucking English,
Why don' you speak fucking English,
Speak fucking English,
Why don't you speak fucking English?

Sunday 11 September 2016

.:: Show Them The Way To Go Home ::.

Show them the way to go home,
They're tired and they want to go to bed (for a wank!),
Cos they're only half a football team,
Compared to the boys in Red...
Oh!

Saturday 10 September 2016

.:: Town Full Of Rentboys ::.

Town full of rentboys,
You're just a town full of rentboys,
Town full of rentboys,
You're just a town full of rentboys...

Friday 9 September 2016

.:: Bounce On The Blue Shite ::.

Bounce on the blue shite,
We're gonna bounce on the blue shite,
Bounce on the blue shite,
We're gonna bounce on the blue shite...

Thursday 8 September 2016

.:: Just Too Good To Be True ::.

You're just too good to be true,
Can't take the ball off of you,
You've got a heavenly touch,
You pass like Souness to Rush,


And when we're pissed in the bars,
We thank the Lord that you're ours,
You're just to good to be true,
Can't take the ball off of you,

Oh Steven, Steven, Steven Gerrard,
Oh Steven, Steven, Steven Gerrard,
Oh Steven, Steven, Steven Gerrard,
Oh Steven, Steven Geeeeerrard,

Oh Steven Gerrard ,
Because he hates Man U,
Oh Steven Gerrard,
He hates the Blueshite too,
Oh Steven Gerrard,
You're a red through and through!


Wednesday 7 September 2016

.:: We Won The Cup ::.

We won the cup,
We won the cup,
Ee-aye-addio,
We won the cup...

Tuesday 6 September 2016

.:: Ashley Cole ::.

Ashley Cole,
He's a fucking arsehole,
He's a fucking arsehole
He's a fucking arsehole...

Monday 5 September 2016

.:: Rafa's The Special One ::.

Rafa's the special one,
Rafa's the special one,
Rafa's the special one,
Rafa's the special one...

Sunday 4 September 2016

.:: Come On Scousers (chant) ::.

Come on Scousers,
(clap clap)
Come on Scousers,
(clap clap)

Saturday 3 September 2016

.:: Hate Man United ::.

Hate Man United,
We only hate Man United,
Hate Man United,
We only hate Man United...

Friday 2 September 2016

Thursday 1 September 2016

.:: Sturridge, Sturidge ::.

The rent boys sold the lad to us,
Sturridge, Sturridge,
They said he wasn't good enough,
Sturridge, Sturridge,
He comes to us, he scores for fun,
when chances come, he needs just one,
Daniel Sturridge,
He dances when he scores!
Na na na na na...

Wednesday 31 August 2016

.:: Town Full Of Scrubbers (chant) ::.

Town full of scrubbers,
You're just a town full of scrubbers,
Town full of scrubbers,
You're just a town full of scrubbers...

.:: One Pepe, Two Pepe, Three Pepe Reina ::.

One Pepe,
Two Pepe,
Three Pepe Reina,
He comes from Spain and he eats paella,
One Pepe, two Pepe, three Pepe Reina,
Ohhhhhhhhhh Pepe Reina!


.:: Pepe Reina (chant) ::.

Pepe Reina,
Pepe Reina,
Hey, hey,
Pepe Reina,
Pepe Reina,
Hey, hey...


Tuesday 30 August 2016

.:: Come On You Mighty Reds ::.

Come on you mighty Reds,
Come on you mighty Reds,
Come on you Reds,
Come on you mighty Reds

(clap,clap)

.:: Harry Kewell ::.

Harry, 
Harry Kewell,
Harry,
Harry Kewell...

Monday 29 August 2016

.:: We're The Pride Of Merseyside ::.

We're the pride,
We're the pride,
We're the pride of Merseyside,
We're the pride of Mer-sey-side!

.:: We're Gonna Win The League ::.

We're gonna win the league,
We're gonna win the league,
Now you gonna believe us,
Now you gonna believe us,
Now you gonna believe us,
We're gonna win the league...


.:: Come All - Emlyn ::.

Come all without,
Come all within,
You ain't seen nothin' like the mighty Emlyn!

Saturday 27 August 2016

.:: Bounce On The Cockneys (chant) ::.

We're gonna bounce on the Cockneys,
Bounce on the Cockneys, tonight,
We're gonna bounce on the Cockneys,
Bounce on the Cockneys, tonight.

.:: Der-Der-Der (chant) ::.

Der, der, der, der, der, der, der, der,
Der, der, der, der, der, der, der ,der...

Friday 26 August 2016

.:: Simon Mignolet ::.

He's our keeper,
A Belgian keepar,
He's Simon Mignolet,

He's our keeper,
A Belgian keepar,
He's Simon Mignolet,

A Mignolet, a Mignolet, a Mignolet...

Thursday 25 August 2016

.:: I Was Born Under Liverburd ::.

Shankly made us famous,
Paisley made us sing,
Rafa gave us Istanbul,
And Kenny was our King,
I was born under Liverbird,
I was born under Liverbird...

Tuesday 23 August 2016

.:: Na-Na-Na Dirk Kuyt (chant) ::.

Na,
Na, Na,
Na, Na, Na, Na,
Na, Na, Na, Na,
Dirk Kuyt!

Monday 22 August 2016

.:: Poor Scouser Tommy ::.

Let me tell you the story of a poor boy,
Who was sent far away from his home,
To fight for his king and his country,
And also the old folks back home,

So they put him in a Highland division,
Sent him off to a far foreign land,
Where the flies swarm around in their thousands,
And there's nothing to see but the sands,

In a battle that started next morning,
Under a Libyan sun,
I remember that poor Scouser Tommy,
Who was shot by an old Nazi gun,

As he lay on the battle field dying (dying dying),
With the blood gushing out of his head (of his head),
As he lay on the battle field dying (dying dying),
These were the last words he said...

Oh...I am a Liverpudlian,
I come from the Spion Kop,
I like to sing, I like to shout,
I get go there quite a lot,

(Every week!)

We support the team that's dressed in red,
A team that we all know,
A team that we call Liverpool,
And to glory we will go

We've won the League, we've won the Cup,
We've been to Europe too,
We played the Toffees for a laugh,
And we left them feeling blue - Five Nil !

One, two,
One, two, three,
One, two, three, four,
Five nil !

Rush scored one,
Rush scored two,
Rush scored three,
And Rush scored four!

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
 
All You Need Is Rush, de de de de de,
All You Need Is Rush, de de de de de,
All You Need Is Rush, Rush,
Rush Is All You Need.