.:: JCB Couldn't Lift Frank Lampard ::.

25 men and the JCB,
Couldn't lift Frank Lampard,
25 men and the JCB,
Went to lift Frank Lampard,
50 men and the JCB,
Couldn't lift Frank Lampard,
50 men and the JCB,
Couldn't lift Frank Lampard,
100 men and the JCB,
Couldn't lift Frank Lampard,
100 men and the JCB,
Couldn't lift Frank Lampard,
All the cranes at Wembely,
Couldn't lift Frank Lampard,
All the cranes at Wembely,
Couldn't lift Frank Lampard!