.:: The Laughing Policeman ::.

There was a local derby so many years ago,
It happened down at Goodison in case you didn’t know,
When Kenny scored a brilliant goal they said it was offside,
But we don’t care 'cos they scored none and we scored fuckin' five!!!

Laugh at Everton
Ohhh, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha...
You two-faced Everton bastards, you're the shite on Merseyside!!!

There was a local manager, many years ago,
The Everton fans were singing, Colin Harvey he must go,
But then he won a trophy, and he was Everton's pride,
You two-faced Everton bastards, you're the shite on Merseyside!!!

Laugh at Everton
Ohhh, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha...
You two-faced Everton bastards, you're the shite on Merseyside!!!

There was a local derby, many years ago,
The Everton fans were singing, Howard Kendall he must go,
And then they lost at Bramall Lane, so they gave the ** the sack,
But six days later, and they brought the ***** back!!!

Laugh at Everton
Ohhh, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha...
You two-faced Everton bastards, you're the shite on Merseyside!!!

and then they won a trophy and things were looking bright,
30,000 Evertonians appeared overnight,
but wait until the bubble bursts you know were they will be,
right back down in the sewers were they were in 83'

Laugh at Everton
Ohhh, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha...
You two-faced Everton bastards, you're the shite on Merseyside!!!