.:: Alun Evans ::.

Thank you very much for Alun Evans,
Thank you very much, thank you very very very much,
Thank you very much for Alun Evans,
Thank you very very very very very very very very very... much!

.:: We Hate The Cockneys ::.

We hate the cockneys,
(clap, clap, clap, clap, clap),
We hate the cockneys,
(clap, clap, clap, clap, clap)...

.:: Shit On The Cockneys ::.

We're gonna shit on the cockneys,
Shit on the cockneys tonight,
We're gonna shit on the cockneys,
Shit on the cockneys tonight...

.:: Shame About Chelsea ::.

Shame about Chelsea,
Der, der, der,
Shame about Chelsea,
Der, der, der...

.:: The Chosen One And His Team ::.

All the grime, all the grit,
All the muck and all the shit,
David Moyes has got them all in his team!

.:: Fuck Off Holloway ::.

Na, na, na, na, na, na, na,
Fuck off Holloway,
Holloway,
Fuck off Holloway...

.:: Where's Your Eropean Cups ::.

Where's your Euro,
Where's your Euro,
Where's your European cups,
Where's your European cups?

.:: N'gog, N'gog ::.

N'gog, N'gog, N'gog, N'gog, N'gog,
He tucks his cock into his sock,
N'gog, N'gog, N'gog, N'gog!

..: If You All Hate MacKenzie Clap Your Hands ::.

If you all hate MacKenzie clap your hands,
If you all hate MacKenzie clap your hands,
If you all hate MacKenzie,
All hate MacKenzie,
All hate MacKenzie clap your hands...

.:: Fuck The Sun ::.

Fuck the Sun,
Fuck the Sun,
Kelvin MacKenzie is scum,
Oh, we won't buy papers,
From you lying bastards,
Not until justice is done!

.:: JCB Couldn't Lift Frank Lampard ::.

25 men and the JCB,
Couldn't lift Frank Lampard,
25 men and the JCB,
Went to lift Frank Lampard,
50 men and the JCB,
Couldn't lift Frank Lampard,
50 men and the JCB,
Couldn't lift Frank Lampard,
100 men and the JCB,
Couldn't lift Frank Lampard,
100 men and the JCB,
Couldn't lift Frank Lampard,
All the cranes at Wembely,
Couldn't lift Frank Lampard,
All the cranes at Wembely,
Couldn't lift Frank Lampard!

.:: A Team Of Salif Diao's ::.

We all dream of a team of Salif Diao's ,

A team of Salif Diao's,
A team of Salif Diao's,
We all dream of a team of Salif Diao's,
A team of Salif Diao's,
A team of Salif Diao's,

Number 1 is Salif Diao,
Number 2 is Salif Diao,
Number 3 is Salif Diao,
Number 4 is Salif Diao, SALIF DIAO,

We all dream of a team of Salif Diao's,

A team of Salif Diao's,
A team of Salif Diao's,
We all dream of a team of Salif Diao's,
A team of Salif Diao's,
A team of Salif Diao's...

.:: One Lying Bastard ::.

One lying bastard,
There's only one lying bastard,
One lying bastard,
There's only one lying bastard!

.:: You're Not Special Anymore ::.

You're not special,
You're not special,
You're not special anymore,
You're not special anymore!

.:: Fuck Off Mourinho ::.

Fuck off Mourinho,
Fuck off Mourinho,
Fuck off Mourinho,
Fuck off Mourinho!

.:: Fat Boy, What's The Score ::.

Fat boy,
What's the score,
Fat boy, fat boy,
What's the score.

.:: Fat Boy Give Us A Song ::.

Fat boy,
Give us a song,
Fat boy, fat boy,
Give us a song...

.:: Fat Granny Shagger ::.

Fat granny shagger,
You're just a fat granny shagger,
Fat granny shagger,
You're just a fat granny shagger!

.:: Paisley 3 Fergie 2 ::.

Paisley 3 Fergie 2,
Paisley 3 Fergie 2,
Paisley 3 Fergie 2,
Paisley 3 Fergie 2...

.:: Manchester Wank Wank Wank ::.

What do you think of Manchester,
(Shit),
What do you think of shit,
Manchester, wank, wank, wank,
Manchester, wank, wank, wank,
Manchester, wank, wank, wank,
Manchester, wank, wank, wank!

.:: Your Hero Is Scouse ::.

Your hero is Scouse,
Your hero is Scouse,
You two faced bastards,
Your hero is Scouse!

.:: You Support A Load Of Shit ::.

You support,
You support,
You support a load of shit,
You support a load of shit!

.:: You'll Do As You're Told ::.

You'll do as you're told,
You'll do as you're told,
You are Man United,
You'll do as you're told!

.:: Who The Fuck Are Man United ::.

Who the fuck are Man United,
Who the fuck are Man United,
Who the fuck are Man United,
And the reds go marching
On, On, On!

.:: Oooh Sami Sami ::.

Oooh Sami, Sami,
Sami, Sami, Sami Sami Hyypia,
Oooh Sami, Sami,
Sami, Sami, Sami  Sami Hyypia!

.:: Fergie's Right::.

Fergie's right,
Your fans are shite,
Fergie's right,
Your fans are shite!

.:: Manchester Is Full Of Shit ::.

Oh Manchester,
(Oh Manchester),
Is full of shit,
(Is full of shit),
Oh Manchester is full of shit,
It's full of shit, shit and more shit,
Oh Manchester is full of shit!

.:: Stand Up If You Hate Man U ::.

Stand up,
If you hate Man U,
Stand up,
If you hate Man U,
Stand up,
If you hate Man U,
Stand up,
If you hate Man U...

.:: Robbie Keane ::.

Robbie Keane, Robbie Keane,
Robbie Keane, Robbie Keane,
His name's not fucking Keano,
Robbie Keane, Robbie Keane!

.:: Same Old Arsenal ::.

Same old Arsenal,
Always cheating,
Same old Arsenal,
Always cheating...

.:: Shit Refs ::.

Shit refs,
We only get shit refs,
We only get shit refs,
We only get shit refs,